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razor acne 

An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.
I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.
razor acne by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
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razor blade romance 

A romance or relationship that causes you to self harm.

Once over is referred to as a dead razor blade romance.
Girl #1: "My boyfriend had a go at me again last night. I self harmed because of it."

Girl #2: "You have such a razor blade romance."
razor blade romance by Emiiily November 14, 2007

razor tag 

Like ordinary tag, but with razors.
"We could play razor tag. Slice ya face. You're it." - Cam'ron
razor tag by Shoomen October 9, 2008

Razor Method 

Razor Method Is where u wear a glove covered in razors and u whack-off with the glove on.
The dude just used the Razor Method
Razor Method by Alex Tosch September 17, 2008

Razor Puss 

A person of great distaste. Whose presence causes great pain.
Man those two British guys at Subway were a couple of Razor pusses.
Razor Puss by Celorassadyen February 19, 2009

Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"

razor blades 

The intense burning feeling you get during urination after you've blown so many loads that you canna' blow no more son
Primo: "Were you ok when you got home last night? You were sooo drunk, lucky my sister was able to give you a lift"
Secundo: "I don't remember man but I had the worst razor blades when I woke up this morning"
razor blades by dividius June 1, 2011