raymondé

Raymondé is a beloved red bench. He is also referred to as red boy raymondé. He is loved by the whole of the j’s family.

If I was red boy Raymondé I would not want to be alone!

by J family August 1, 2019

Raion

Raion is a loyal and always turned up and a naturally funny person who is always fun to be around. a very attractive person. also a very intelligent and attentive person

you should try to keep a person like this in your friend group

yo raion is a vibe

by Raibanzz March 28, 2022

Raymond Yeboah

CEO of Sampod Ltd. 2x World Champion in Mumbling Competition. He, Raymond is the son of Regina Blackspot. Unfortunately, Merit was slaughtered by a suspect named Heartly Oppong. Two gunshots as witnesses named Radick and Hilbert.Vibes claim. The devastating news left hundreds shocked and terrified. Frenzy Field is currently on lockdown till further notice as the suspect Heartly Oppong (the farmer) slaughtered Merit leaving him crying on the floor begging for mercy.

Raymond Yeboah is a mumbling goat

by Kacper K July 3, 2023

Ass Rations

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.

by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014

Raymond

He's not the hottest guy you know, but he is a definite keeper. He is nice to everyone. So don't be getting jealous! But if he decided your the one… you will be showered with love and attention. He's respectful, careing, strong, loyal, and he stops talking to his buddies to give you his full attention when you want to say something. His eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen, and he is a good huger. You dream of the day he will work up the nerve to kiss you. He's usually the funny, outgoing type that makes him so popular. But it shows when something is bothering him. He dosen't have the strongest self esteem, but he's working on it. He would do anything for you. There's not to many out there like a Raymond.

The kind of guy you can't stop telling your friends about

Girl 1 "…and then he said, ' I will always love you.' "
Girl 2 "really? I never knew him to be the romantic type."
Girl 3 " awwwww! your so lucky! I want a Raymond!"
Girl 1 "I don't know what I did to deserve him!!!"
Girl 2 " shhhhhh, there he is!"

* Raymond walks up and gives girl 1 a hug*
Raymond "Would you girls mind if I steal her for a surprise date?"
Girl 3 " of course not! Have fun!"
*couple walking away holding hands*
Girl 2 " Wow, she wasn't kidding! I've never seen him That happy before!"
Girl 3 "I WANT A RAYMOND!!!!!!"

by Everybody loves Raymond June 24, 2012

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

A man from a Monty Python skit who is very silly.

RLY: It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Ya-ch-t," but it's pronounced THROAT WOBBLER MANGROVE!

by aaronak October 20, 2004

raydon

has a big dick, get all the ladies, likes to do whatever he wants, no one else can ask for more of raydon

Fucking shit dude, you see raydon? Hes fucking awesome.

by 13r1ng1t0n October 27, 2011