cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Roof Rattling

The practice of throwing a handful of stones onto an unsuspecting victims roof causing a cacophonous rattle. A common past-time of many young kiwis with nothing better to do.

Hamish and I were bored so we went roof rattling on old Bill's house, he was pissed off and chased us away with a rake

by CodakBear February 16, 2023

Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.

My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.

by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023

Ms. Racheling

Slandering someone as acting in violence when in reality their behavior is basically that of a Kindergarten teacher.

Reference to how children's entertainer Ms. Rachel recorded calming songs for children under the bombs in Gaza and was called a member of Hamas by the ADL with calls to have her criminally prosecuted for charges similar to terrorism.

James was talking to the cop in soothing tones, but the cops shot him anyway and now they're Ms. Racheling him in the media saying he had a gun and was a part of MS-13.

I said the time off he canceled was a religious holiday and that it's okay if he forgot, but I still cannot work that day, and he started Ms. Racheling me, saying I was attacking him and saying he was an intolerant bigot.

by Do you condemn Khamaaaaaaas?! June 1, 2025