Ranger Friday is a Friday for Rangers. Only absolute studs can participate in Ranger Friday. On Ranger Friday you can skip work and eat Panda Express. RLTW
A player that chooses to use dual Rangers(shotgun) in Modern Warfare 2, spending their time running around corners and completely blowing them away. Most Ranger Douches like to add insult to injury, spouting obscenities through a bluetooth device.
Denzel1293: Fucking shotguns, man.
Halleberrie: l o l, you totally suck
Denzel1293: I just got Ranger Douche'd.
The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.
After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my RangerPaper.