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Ranger Friday

Ranger Friday is a Friday for Rangers. Only absolute studs can participate in Ranger Friday. On Ranger Friday you can skip work and eat Panda Express. RLTW
Hey Nik, wanna go celebrate Ranger Friday at Panda?
Ranger Friday by BugClappa September 29, 2023

Ranger Douche 

A player that chooses to use dual Rangers(shotgun) in Modern Warfare 2, spending their time running around corners and completely blowing them away. Most Ranger Douches like to add insult to injury, spouting obscenities through a bluetooth device.
Denzel1293: Fucking shotguns, man.
Halleberrie: l o l, you totally suck
Denzel1293: I just got Ranger Douche'd.
Ranger Douche by Tendou January 9, 2010

Ranger Shul'n 

Out doing man shit in the woods while your friends play Battlefield 3.
"Yo dawg wanna pawn some n00bz this weekend?"
"Sorry bro, I'm Ranger Shul'n and don't have time for your pussy interwebz game."
Ranger Shul'n by l33tz December 2, 2011

Ranger Paper 

The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.
After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my Ranger Paper.
Ranger Paper by take's a lick'n September 19, 2009

ranger time 

Canadian for doggy style. Coined by Eugene Mirmam- see youtube.
"What you call doggy style, in Canada is called 'ranger time'."

"Those stray dogs are totally ranger timing it."

"Last night was ranger time."
ranger time by Fake Death October 8, 2008

ranger akimbo 

To perform an action in a manner that is without regard for safety or precision. From Call of Duty.
Eric must have been super hungry, he went ranger akimbo on that pizza.