Rachael 

Rachael is the type of person who thinks Europe is a country. She thinks 2 plus 2 is 22. She puts the milk then the cereal then the bowl. She seems like she has sort of a bad attitude when you first get to know her but then she turns out worse. She is the annoying coworker type. She sucks.

Wow, Rachael just sneezed in my coffee!

Rachael by bobvalk22 December 11, 2018

Rachael 

if you're a Rachael, you probably have a slightly humongous obsession with twenty one pilots, harry potter, and the hunger games. you very much care when someone else has the same name as you. you try to avoid drama as much as possible. you're extremely awkward in every situation, especially when someone's asking for help. you read 24/7, but whenever you aren't reading, you're on your phone. you think you're the ugliest piece of trash alive, but you really are truly beautiful. you show way too much affection to book/movie characters than to real people. you are way different on the internet than you are in real life. grammar who? you probably can't tell the different between you're and your. if you're a Rachael, you more than likely suck at math. you want life advice? don't ask a Rachael.

"hey, i need help with my math homework, have any suggestions for who can help me?"
"well, anyone but Rachael, she got a 28 on her math final."

Rachael by addictwithabook August 30, 2017

Rachael 

A basic bitch that will steal your man that can't dress herself and is a basic hoe!

Rachael a basic hoe I want to stab!!

Rachael by Asian2k14 November 10, 2014

Rachael 

A less common and not as good version of the name Rachel.

Is that a rachel?
No its a rachael
oh thats not soo good.

Rachael by laraaaae May 5, 2009

Rachael 

Rachael is a girl that is very kind and sweet when you first meet her but then you find out her true colors. She rides dick like people ride roller coasters and sucks anything she can get her mouth on. She doesn't like to be in a relationship unless it's a one night stand or friends with benefits. She enjoys playing games like spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven. When she gets invited to a party she doesn't leave until she has slept with at least two or three people.

Rachael is best person in bed.

Rachael by Suck a very large dick December 6, 2017

Rachael 

An extremely fat girl who is usually hilarious. She is very snobby, judges everyone even though they should be judging her weight. She over reacts to everything and she really needs a reality check everyone and a while.

Girl 1: "Ugh, its Rachael..."
Girl 2: "She is SO mean, she called my aunt fat last week."
Girl 1: "UM, she is the fat one."

Rachael by TheRealDeal12321 July 24, 2011

Rachael 

A stoner chick who is very bright, but nobody knows because she acts like a stupid, spoiled whore. She is usually drop dead gorgeous and easy to spot in a crowd because she is really hairy. She doesn't believe in shaving.

Guy: Damn, who is that girl?
Other Guy: Dude, I think it's Rachael.
Guy: Let's go talk to her, she is hot!
Other guy: No way man, she is a giant whore.

Rachael by tigerlilly420 February 5, 2010