A man of Mexican heritage that knows nothing about anything yet assumes all knowing wisdom about all subjects.
by RubenWrangler January 4, 2023
Get the Ruben mug.Genuinely the greatest guy out there. If you have him in your life, consider yourself one of luckiest people in the universe. He will always have your back and will help you through your troubles. Always has a word of wisdom to spare. Very, very sensitive but that only shows how much he cares for things/people. Has a huge heart of gold, we honestly don’t deserve him. If he was an animal it would be a puppy because both are equally cute. When he is not beating himself down because of his insecurities, he irradiates pure energy and good vibes and everybody’s mood just lights up. Fantastic music taste and great moves on the dance floor. He is the life of the party. Funny as hell, he loves a good joke. Smol bean but will fight you if you push his buttons, so just don’t do it. Worthy of much more than what has been given to him through is lifetime but the future is bright so he just has to hold tight.
by DaisyDanvers September 7, 2018
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He's very strong and he loves his friends and pussy.
Like a real man, Ruben prefers ass to boobs.
He's very strong and he loves his friends and pussy.
Like a real man, Ruben prefers ass to boobs.
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Random Girl - For sure! Oh my god!
Ruben - Hello sexy woman, would you like to have savage sex for and hour?
Random Girl - For sure! Oh my god!
by António Mendes December 22, 2021
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Get the Ruben mug.the whitest boy on the planet, although he's mexican he's whiter than the white poop on the floor from the step brothers movie. he tries to act hard but he's not, I can literally beat him up w my pinky toe. he has "so many gfs" and he thinks its a flex but its really not, he's the most embarrassing person, dont fall for him because aint nobody want a guy like him to break they corazon.
by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023
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by LavaLampOnYourDesk June 19, 2022
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