Rookie ass question

A question that is asked by someone who should already know the answer, making them sound like a rookie.

Person 1: "There's 4 quarters in a dollar, right?"

Person 2: "Why you asking rookie ass questions?"

by Saliz July 6, 2019

Roofer's Nut

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

by boofaholic March 15, 2015

ROOIEND

When you send it so hard with Lada that you question if you actually ever sent it before.

I got so ROOIEND last weekend, I’ve been in bed for 4 days.
We rooiend last night! We did 7 grams of between the 2 of us and god knows how many bottles of molly water.

by LadaRoo February 13, 2020

Roofing

While receiving a blowjob, continuously hitting and/or scraping the top of the giver's mouth.

I accidentally made my girlfriend gag last night because I kept roofing her.

by L3pr3chaun3 October 1, 2017

ROOMIE

1. Roomie means roommate

2. Roomie is also the name of an amazing youtube sensation. He often covers viral videos and is in love with oreo cookies.

1. Omg, my roomie keeps on leaving empty cartons of milk in the fridge -_-

2. It's Roomie Tuesday! Time to watch a fudge load of his youtube videos, because Joel's my 42

by MasterOfCoolness January 1, 2012

Rookie Numbers

GrayStillPlays saying for a low number

Hmm you see this, this right here yeah we can change this so as you can see it is set at 10mm those are rookie numbers god damn it so let’s change that to 2000000000mm yes thats more like it

by GrayStillPlays October 11, 2020

roofied

When someone spikes your drink with a drug without your knowledge.

Effects include vomitting, loss of co-ordination and cognitive abilities, as well as coma induction.

John got roofied the other night!

by snellios April 22, 2006