Roflshisms

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound

Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
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Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**

by Kashel September 11, 2007

Moldy Rolls

Mold that lingers under rolls of fat.

"Bro, don't give him your pencils to store in his fat, he got moldy rolls."

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

doo doo rolls

Another word for dreadlocks or someone's nappy, dirty, hair

Me: hey, check out the dreads on Bieber!
You: yo man, those look more like doo doo rolls to me.

by cdgnotparis June 21, 2016

roflsauce

1. Condiment which goes well with omgwtfbbq

You makin' omgwtfbbq?
Yup, you want roflsauce on it?
Word.

by GCN_Tony July 22, 2004

money rolls

It is the act of rolling a coin and admiring the way it gambols

Jack: "Oh shit ive just dropped a hand full of coins!"

Bas: "Its alright mate, money rolls"

by dcv November 14, 2007

roflsaurus

1. Lit. saurian considered emblematic of comedy, esp. puns and internet based humor. The common roflsaurus is known only to legend but is believed to average a meter and a half in height and to consume banned quotes off bash.org. Their mating calls are said to sound like, "Roofle roofle" ergo the name roflsaurus.

2. Denigratory term for a Forensics speech delivery posture. The roflsaurus involves placing a brief on a table and then leaning over it for a delivery punctured by gestures made with clawlike hands.
Bckgrd. One internet savvy coach got annoyed and called a speech-giver "roflsaurus" referencing both his nickname and his position.

The San Jose zoo recently acquired a roflsaurus that was captured on slashdot.

Ray, stop doing the roflsaurus or I'll make you do another Congress brief.

by Thelonius May 24, 2004

dwayne roloson

Dwayne Roloson is an NHL goaltender.

Dwayne Roloson is the best NHL goaltender.

Dwayne Roloson plays for the Edmonton Oilers.

Dwayne Roloson is our savior.

Dwayne Roloson could be put on the ice alone agianst the North American and World All-Stars and would clear the puck into the opposing team's net before they could get a goal on him.

Dwanye Roloson is more God than human.

Dwanye Roloson is infallible.

Dwayne Roloson is one badass goaltender. If Dwanye Roloson doesn't like what you are doing, Dwanye Roloson will hit you with his stick. If you plow into the net and knock over Dwayne Roloson, Dwayne Roloson will hurt you.

Chuck Norris wears a Dwayne Roloson jersey.

There will be many goaltenders that will walk, talk, act, and save like Dwayne Roloson, they may be the next best thing, but there will be no one quite like Dwayne Roloson.

All hail Dwayne Roloson.

by 571 May 25, 2006