A road pirate is a person that is employed by the state to steal money from you as you drive. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, parking lots or speeding past you on the road. Their cars are equipped with sirens and lights to scare you into pulling over when they are behind you. Their cars also have cages in them where they will place you to transport you to a larger cage.
I was stopped by a road pirate today while driving to work. He said I was speeding and threatened to put me in a cage unless I sent money to his employers.
by krazimu May 10, 2014
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When one takes care of number two outside of the friendly confines of the home bathroom- usually at work, a sporting event, a party, or a public bathroom.
I was bummed to have traveled to see my team get their asses handed to them, but after the halftime stop at the loge level bathroom, I felt like I came away with a solid road win.
by Kaiserfest May 3, 2009
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When they need a 1st down, the Giants run behind their LG Will Hernandez out of UTEP. Guy is an absolute road grader.
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1. Hey Bob, I'll be watching the Road Construction this morning so I'll be late to work.
2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.
2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.
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