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serial slow responder

People who take forever to respond.
The phone must have disappeared from their hands the moment they sent their last txt.
4:03PM Friend A: Hey man so let's play tennis at 7pm yea?
8:18PM: Friend S: Yeah sounds good!
8:18PM: Friend A: Wtf dude?
10:20AM: LOL what
10:25AM: you're a freaking serial slow responder.
by 99cstore August 22, 2019
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Responsibility bomb

Finding out that one is having a kid or is going to have to take care of a disabled family member.
Person A: Hey, is Kevin coming to the bar tonight?

Person B: No, his girlfriend just broke the news about the responsibility bomb he put in her.
by Voodoo870 November 29, 2011
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responsitunity

This word came to my mind while talking to a friend regarding how I was doing.

When your manager gives you a new "responsibility" and presents it to you as an "opportunity". This is known as a "responsitunity" and has absolutely no additional income, stock, comp days, benefits or title tied to it. This new opportunity is in fact a new responsibility which adds to the pile of other existing responsibilities that fill up our days and sometimes nights..
I received a new responsitunity today during the account planning session with the regional VP.
by troy frazier August 17, 2011
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Responsibills

Being responsible by paying your bills
I need to go do responsibills
by Afdanistan October 1, 2012
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Responsifuckingbility

When there is no question or doubt who is responsible. An absolute and clearly defined ownership of obligation and accountability.
Who's responsifuckingbility was it to bring the beer??

It is his responsifuckingbility to pay his child support.
by Goldfishbrains September 19, 2012
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doe response

a response, most commonly found in email, from a human being that would be more typically associated with a response from a young deer, or doe
I told you a great story and got this doe response.
by Pei U Sun May 14, 2010
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Cheeseburger Response

A Response to a question that is not a direct answer to the question asked, but instead is a response to a question that will be later asked in that particular line of questioning.
Bree: "Phillip, would you like me to meet you at the restaurant? or should I just pick some food up for us?"

Phillip: "Cheeseburger!"

Bree: "Wow, way to make a Cheeseburger Response."

or

Chase: "Sarah, would you like to go to the movies tonight? Or should we rent a movie and stay home instead?"

Sarah: "Inception was such a great movie, I want to watch it again!"

Chase: "That was a total Cheeseburger Response."
by Esahc Selkin December 23, 2010
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