Simply put; a quagtard is the combination of a queer, a fag, and a retard. Although very politically incorrect, it has a very precise application. It describes a closet homo, who tends to allow his OCD to rage out of control, all while being queered on a regular basis while simultaneously being one of the dumbest human beings on the planet.
Oh great, it looks like i'm going to be stuck doing all the work again tonight because the Quagtard is on a rumpage!!!
by Daddy Edwards February 22, 2009
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Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May".
Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May".
"Fuck you, quagledoo!"
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Whoever decided this was a place for habitation had clearly been snuffing far too much petrol from the Esso. There are two kinds of people from Connah's Quay; Smackheads and Crackheads. Places of interest include the Crickie (If you feel like being raped), Wepre Park (If you feel like being raped) and the Docks (If you feel like being raped).
The local councillor is a pothead and uses public money to feed his addiciton. Crime's on it's arse, because the police are too busy ticking off cyclists for cycling on the pavement and wanting to look like an extra in The Bill instead of doing something useful for a fucking change.
Connah's Quay is world-famous as a breeding ground for potential guests on The Jeremy Kyle show, and currently holds the record for being the most technologically backward place in the world. We're hoping to discover the wheel sometime in the future
Whoever decided this was a place for habitation had clearly been snuffing far too much petrol from the Esso. There are two kinds of people from Connah's Quay; Smackheads and Crackheads. Places of interest include the Crickie (If you feel like being raped), Wepre Park (If you feel like being raped) and the Docks (If you feel like being raped).
The local councillor is a pothead and uses public money to feed his addiciton. Crime's on it's arse, because the police are too busy ticking off cyclists for cycling on the pavement and wanting to look like an extra in The Bill instead of doing something useful for a fucking change.
Connah's Quay is world-famous as a breeding ground for potential guests on The Jeremy Kyle show, and currently holds the record for being the most technologically backward place in the world. We're hoping to discover the wheel sometime in the future
A: Have you ever been to Connah's Quay? It's not as bad as people say
B: No thanks, I've heard that being within 5 miles of the place lowers your IQ
B: No thanks, I've heard that being within 5 miles of the place lowers your IQ
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Omg did you here that Gen Quagmire got sentenced to life imprisonment for 8 terrerbites of child pornography on his alienware gaming laptop. Also nice nice sweggs brother i forgot to mension.
Omg did you here that Gen Quagmire got sentenced to life imprisonment for 8 terrerbites of child pornography on his alienware gaming laptop. Also nice nice sweggs brother i forgot to mension.
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