quasi-koan

An alternative, more humorous deviation from the traditional koan in the Eastern philosophical realm such as:

A quasi-koan almost invariably has a more comedic subtext.

Traditional koans are generally devoid of humorous subtexts.

i.e., "What is the sound of one-hand clapping?"

A quasi-koan has a similar, riddle-like essence but is less serious than its traditional predecessor.

i.e., "Is a person with MPD ever truly alone?

"If someone farts in a kitten's face, does the kitten know it is being disrespected?"

Hey! That's a quasi-koan!

by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

quasimoto

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.

Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.

by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005

quasimultislacking

The act of multislacking while also doing something semi-productive.

Ted is quasimultislacking on that report. That is, he's getting it done slowly due to the fact that he's also drunk, stoned, and watching carebears.

by Stevenovitch March 1, 2007

quaseem

A goofy person wit a good personality and good heart who's trustworthy.fairly headsome with good hair

That guy quaseem is awesome

by Nlmbquaddy June 18, 2018

Quasir

quasir is one sexy ass kid. He propably wont ever see this cuz im a lil bitch who is too scared to say something🤡 but anyways me and qaasir were outside with friends a couple times and hes just so funny and cute😏 i be beating his ass but he never chokes me up🥺 like he can rlly have all of thissss. But quasir is rlly cute and funny and fun to be around and he always looks out for me and shit and he might be a year younger but tbh idrc he can always get this🤷🏽 ♀️🥴

Person A: quasir come beat this up.
Person B: let’s go come her.

by dustybitchsmd May 31, 2020

quahatis

The embodiment of anything and everything. It also can take form as a two dimensional beast that smites all who oppose it.

The man rushed out of the burning house only to be torn apart by the powerful hidden razor fangs of the quahatis.

by UwcE March 15, 2010

quasi-nude

A quasi-nude is a sort of nude. It's not all nude and it's not all hidden.

Dude Jenna sent some quasi-nudes to me.

Really? I guess that's better than receiving nothing.

by Pattorikku November 24, 2015