Pure Media

Quite possibly the most revolutionary medium of communication you have ever believed to have existed, in this plain of existence or any other. Pure Media takes many forms, and has countless branches, divisions, and collectives under it's dominion. Pure Media is limitless. Pure Media is omnipotent. Pure Media can, and will take the nation by storm. Pure Media wants to be your friend. Pure Media has people everywhere. Pure Media's ultimate aspiration is the completion of a Box Set. In simpler terms, it is the greatest media amalgamation of all time. Pure Media lives on.

Horace: "What is that you're working on so diligently?"
Virgil: "I'm translating Biggie Smalls Juicy into Latin, for the sake of Pure Media."
Horace: "Yeish, of course!"

by lolcat says lol November 30, 2011

Perceptisonic Lag

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

Porcelain Butter

The left over poop smear that sticks to the bottom and side of the toilet after a good dump. So thick and sticky not even the strongest flush or the most powerful stream of pee will remove it. Similar to the left over peanut butter that remains on a knife after spreading it on a piece of bread.

Man, that toilet is covered in Porcelain Butter. It will take a tall glass of milk just to wash it down!

by DanK13 January 25, 2017

Purchayse

Another word for purchasing except it has positive connotations and conjures an image of a positive vibe. Used in elated conversations and rarely used in a negative context.

I think I purchaysed 100% on the test.
I am going to purchayse a phat Iced Coffee Dare (Mocha 750ml).
Will will purchayse a bueno bean from Ella.

by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

sarcasm perceptivity deficiency

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.

An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...

by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010

horny purchase

when you buy something (pair of expensive boxers/lingerie set etc) whilst slightly aroused then you regret it after losing your arousal and thinking why the hell did i buy those?

the item then becomes relevant again next time you’re horny, but loses it’s relevance again after.

single people are 10x more likely to make a horny purchase, as you have to then (even slightly) regret the item given that nobody is there to appreciate it but you.

“why did you buy them expensive boxers, you’re single it’s not like anybody is going to appreciate them? “
“was a horny purchase mate”

by dannyd1978 March 6, 2020

Porcelain Steak

The poop that is left in a porcelain toilet as a result of NOT flushing.

Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?

by Billy King Ohio June 30, 2011