2 Inch Punisher

a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.

Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.

by Nate Doge August 29, 2019

Punkist

Someone who accepts TJ Smith as their lord and savior.

"Do you accept TJ Smith as your lord and savior?"
"Yes"
"You are now a Punkist"

by leabamxo May 18, 2013

penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.

1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!

by vadgebadge April 2, 2011

Dump and Punish

Dropping a log that carries such a stench it seeps into the lungs, brings tears to the eyes and melts the hearts of the wicked.

Kevin: So I'm at Ben's house and I have to poo out the 23 gas station hotdogs I just ate. Anyway long story short I gave him the ol' dump and punish.

Colin: Is the whole family in the hospital?

by NLeggs May 23, 2013

2 Inch Punisher

The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."

Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.

by Arnell caught simpin May 20, 2020

The Punisher

Frank Castle. A Vietnam vet who, along with his family, was gunned down during a picnic in Central Park in the middle of a mob hit shortly after the war. However, while his entire family died violently, Castle survived. Since that day, he has dedicated his life to killing any and all criminals that he comes across. He especially targets the mafia. Contrary to popular belief, he doesn't necesarilly kill criminals to protect the public, he does it simply because he hates them.

He has been adapted into three different movies. The first two of which were forgettable. The third however, contrary to what some dipshit movie critics think, kicks major ass!!!

That mass murderer was starting to get cocky and arrogant after getting off with that technicality, until the Punisher shoved that frag grenade down his throat!

I don't give a shit what Roger Ebert says, The Punisher: Warzone kicked serious ass!!!

Ray Stevenson plays one badass motherfucking Punisher!!!

by DevilbytheDeed December 18, 2008

Vagina Punisher

one who punishes the vagina.

boy, Andrew is a real vagina punisher.

by piffington March 10, 2009