Skip to main content

Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013
mugGet the Mud Puddling mug.

Grundle puddle

sweat that comes from the taint which soaks the underwear after exercise.
Son, why are you're underwear wet?
All that running gave me a severe grundle puddle
by poopy butt August 29, 2016
mugGet the Grundle puddle mug.

hug puddle

She asked him politely to switch sleeping places so sbe wouldn't have to.lay on the hug puddle.
by Local Dirtball February 14, 2018
mugGet the hug puddle mug.

Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021
mugGet the Cow puddle mug.

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event
My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!
by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021
mugGet the Cataclysmic puddle pimp event mug.

Die in a puddle

An insult simultaneously telling someone they're short enough to die in a puddle while telling them to KYS
Person 1- *scares person 2
Person 2- "Go die in a puddle
by Derpman1256 March 11, 2017
mugGet the Die in a puddle mug.

pussy puddle

the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing
Dude, i was makin out with that chick on your couch and she left a pussy puddle on the cushion.
by the_blind_owl February 22, 2010
mugGet the pussy puddle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email