puddin pop

puddin pop - noun - a male who is a total wimp and lacks the ability to do what is required of men.

Two friends in a conversation:

Alan: Alright, let's roll. It's almost midnight, bars close at 2.

Matt: Huh.... uh, I'm not really feelin it tonight man let's just chill here and smoke another bowl.

Alan: You are such a little puddin pop man. Now get it together already.

puddin pop by Motron706 March 17, 2011

puddin tame

A miniscule and uncelebratory amount of male ejaculate.

The sex was so lousy, that when he pulled out to blast away, his puddin tame didn't make it past her pubes.

What's your name? Puddin tame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

puddin tame by hoofhearted1011 February 28, 2011

puddin stick 

A dick that can't satisfy a woman or the dick can't get a woman off before himself.

Mike had a puddin stick last night!

puddin stick by bnewcom October 3, 2013

puddin' and princesses

a school lunch consisting of Snack pack pudding and disney's princess fruit snacks

hey nate, got any more puddin' and princesses?

puddin' and princesses by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

Puddin' Pop 

The sound heard when a penis "pops" out of a semen-filled anus.

"Jimmy, that was some puddin' pop you made last night."

Puddin' Pop by DiscoNinj4 July 9, 2006

puddin' butt 

A prison term used to describe a prison rape victims ass. Pudding sets with a fine smooth flesh-like finish on top, but beneath is the gooshy mooshy goodness. Applies to any white collar criminals in higher security facility.

Yo G Dawg, that new CEO in cell block D I tapped yesterday sure had him some nice puddin' butt.

puddin' butt by Blake Johnson December 27, 2006

Puddin hole plugga 

Somebody that plugs the puddin hole

Man that dude is such a puddin hole plugga
He is such a puddin hole plugga that she wanted more

Puddin hole plugga by Fudgedragon2005 December 2, 2019