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Providence

An evil shadow goverment that wants to manipulate and control the entire universe.

Luckily, the last owner of Providence, Arthur Edwards. Was inyected with a funny serum that gave him demencia. So now we are safe.
Person 1: *Says anything with the word "providence".
Me: OMG HITMAN 3 REFERENCE!
by Fgyjt April 4, 2022
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Rhino Provider

The opposite of a Unicorn Provider.

A child care provider who stands firm in her policies and beliefs.

A child care provider who values independence and self-help skills.

A child care provider who enforces her policies and rules despite parents that try to find loopholes.

A long term provider who KNOWS there is more to daycare than rainbows and butterflies.
Ms Judy is a Rhino provider

Rhino providers do NOT enable parents
by Kelly Petersen Johnson March 6, 2013
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nut prominence

A reference to a man’s groin and the extent his business is prominent in his clothing, often greatly influenced by the type of underwear worn.
When this guy walks up to perfect strangers, it’s clear that they make every attempt to try to avoid staring at his nearly obscene nut prominence.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019
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Providence Pull Out

When you take your erect penis and use it to plug the anus of your woman. Then wait till she has to shit, Once the pressure becomes high enough you pull out causing the feces to act as a projectile.

Shitting while you vomit with your head in the toilet and your ass in the air, then pulling out your head to shit where you were just puking and vomitting where you just shat.
Wow! That providence pull out was intense, there is even shit on the curtians!

Thanks to the Providence Pull Out my bed room looks like the lower east side!

Lets go to Cheaters and see if the cambodian stripper a Providence Pull Out!
by MissMae_ohhhhping November 14, 2009
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Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside
Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*
by Johnny December 2, 2004
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Profin

1. To be living life to the fullest as one badass motherfucker with sickass hair.

2. To be cool beyond comprehension.

3. Logan and Christy
1. boy: whats up
girl: nothing chillaxin, you?
boy: oh you know. profin
girl falls in love with cool boy

2. Logan and Christy
by Logan and Christy December 27, 2008
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Providence

The beastin' capital of Rhode Island that's (still) run by the mob where you can be shot, stabbed, grab some Dell's, watch the polluted river be lit on fire, go to college, and buy rims.

The phrases you'll most hear in Providence are ... "I know a guy .." "Yea, it fell off the back of a truck." "Walking on cobblestones wouldn't be so hard if I wasn't drunk." "Oh, shit ! The popo's !" - haha nobody says the last one.

It's a kickass town and nothing compares to it.

Suck on that Boston.
*Outsider drives into Providence*

outsider: "hello, i'm from greenwhich - what's that giant pineapple ?"
p-town local: "that's federal hill. dont go up tha if ya dont at least look italian."
outsider: "why thank you. what's that your drinking ?"
p-town local: "just some dell's - with some absolut. mostly absolut."
outsider: well, now, umm ... is the river on FIRE !?!?"
p-town local: "huh. oh yea, it is. thats normal."
outsider: "is that a trannie ?!?!?"
p-town local: "yea. thats normal too."

welcome to p-town.
by fhieh December 29, 2007
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