Protein Microphone

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked

She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone

by Simon Shott May 8, 2006

protein bar

A large bar of poop eaten for the health benefits.

That was good protein bar.

by Freiburgermsu October 14, 2013

protein people

avid gym-goers and people who take enough pre workout to kill a fully grown horse.

hey have a look at Mark, he’s about to bench 405. He’s officially a part of the protein people.

by womenscaremefr July 5, 2023

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 8, 2020

Man protein

Semen, jizz, cum....

" I had his man protein last night and it was so good!"

by longschlong69 December 27, 2014

Protein Smash

a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.

I hope your mom enjoys cleaning up that protein smash I l left for her

by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009

protein partners

someone you share vag juice and shnoop with. Basically someone you're boning real good!

Allan : I am going to "KEVIN" (FUCK YOU WITH MY BIG DICK!) you someday!

Me: Ewww! I DO NOT want to be protein partners with YOU! You got Aids or summat...! EwwwW!

by wangqiu May 18, 2014