that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!
by ronplaisance May 27, 2011
another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.
Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
by DABM Dictionary January 5, 2021
A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.
Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'
Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
by gis gump February 5, 2011
a screen protector for the iPhone X styled iPhones that does not cover the notch and therefore has so called bunny ears on the top left and right corners.
Samuel has a bunny ear screen protector.
by ThisIsMemeboi September 1, 2021
Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle
by GUSFR1NG September 17, 2022
by brett tarrant October 16, 2006
Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.
Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.
by Proffesor_Nut October 22, 2019