Prosterity

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.

1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.

by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010

prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.

For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.

by Konark May 23, 2009

prostate orgasm

the most intense orgasm known to humans

Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af

by odode December 24, 2020

Pro Skater

1. Sellout(s)
2. A Professional Skateboarder

1. " Anyone that makes a livng skating is a pro sakteboarder.

by itolduso December 28, 2004

prosterity

The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.

I wish he would just get over his prosterity so we can hang out like normal people.

by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016

Pro Skater

A sponsored skater that has his own board with his name on it

pro skater: jared is a pro look his board has his own name on it

by doepie March 12, 2017