Premature Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021

premacheer

A celebration which comes to early, e.g. a premature cheer

In a heated beach volleyball match, LMU hit a killer shot to looked like it won the match for LMU so the LMU fans went wild, but Kat had an amazing one-armed dig to pop the ball over for the point against LMU, who was already celebrating their victory. The LMU team lost the point during their premacheer

by the comand'r March 31, 2023

premad

Of, and, or relating to becoming angry before having sound reason to do so.

(While playing Phase 10)

Douchebag: "I am going to skip you--Are you ready to be mad?"
Person A: "Should I premad?"

by premadbro December 16, 2013

premature emailulation

the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it

Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.

by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007

Premarital eye contact

A sin worse than the holocaust
I rather die than have premarital eye contact
If you ain’t been married, you shouldn’t be able to look at each other

When she wanna do some premarital eye contact

H A R L O T

by ScottPilgrim.06 March 11, 2020

premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004

premature enteration

hitting send or the enter button too early resulting in broken phrases or words.

i was texting vince today, and hit send too early. instead of lol he got lo....i suffer from premature enteration

by Pagankelly November 7, 2009