False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

Profitable Posterior

Created by Lamar from GTA 5 to describe a woman with a nice ass

do you see that woman with the profitable posterior

by largedude May 28, 2024

marcus profit

a fat gay man who loves it in the asshole all night

Man did you see marcus profit with his dad last night

by dadadadfdasfdas June 3, 2018

Profitating

When you profit off someone, but dramatically

Preach: She's profitating off u
Aba: Profitating?
Preach: Profiting, but way more dramatic

by S.T.R March 17, 2021

Profiteer

One who dabbles in Profiteroles.

Dave's dessert of choice makes him a Profiteer!

by JNR74 February 16, 2024

Non-Profit

Elon (A retard) is trying to stop OpenAI from becoming a for-profit...

Hym "You are not a part of this cripple. You involved yourself in something you were not a part of and you are desperate to be the extra-special retard... You are not extra-special... You're just regular special. I, on the otherhand, said I would create AI... And then I did that... YOU... Said your were going to go to Mars... YOU... DIDN'T do that... Because you are less good. Less THAN... If you will. I'm MORE. Better. Better than everyone. So, no. You don't need to stop OpenAI from being not a non-profit. You are not involved."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2024

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014