proboscis monkey

A fugly monkey with a huge ass nose and is usually obese. It makes a screwed up honking sound. See fugly.

teh proboscis monkey go teh HONKHONKHONK0rz!11!!11 LOLOLOL!!!!

by GreyJinjo December 19, 2003

Prodouchebag

An extremely self-important individual who takes his or her involvement in the entertainment business too seriously.

Who's that guy on the phone talking so loudly? I can barely think, let alone eat my meal in peace." "Oh he's some Executive Prodouchebag who thinks he works for Uni.

by Dwayne Hooker Delario December 5, 2010

Probot

(n)The modern day renaissance man. A person who is great in the majority of activities they partake in.

New high score!!! Damn bro, you're a probot!

by Mr. Probot December 7, 2010

Probosculate

v. -- To think deeply whilst (and this is important) scratching the tip of one's nose

The action was actively demonstrated by the Muppets character Dr Tooth, when he said, "This is indeed a problem of heavy-duty proportions. We must probosculate upon it."

by Phthllanfar July 30, 2015

proboobly

A good possibility when relating to hooking up with an overweight Irish woman. shabong

I've drank enough that I could proboobly hit that.

by Winston Wolf March 13, 2008

probortion

A fan of or advocate for the abortion of someone who should not have been born

In the case of Paul Begala I am probortion

by bettinas February 27, 2009

probosculate

To intrude upon a matter, particularly where the intrusion is uninvited. In simpler terms, "to stick one's nose into" or "to meddle".

"It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon." --Dr. Teeth, The Muppet Movie

by TheDictionaryDiva December 3, 2013