Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

Procrasturbaking

The self-indulgent use of one's oven to avoid doing work.

Instead of writing my thesis, I spent the whole afternoon procrasturbaking.

by aworkinregress November 6, 2011

Procrastobating

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation

I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator

by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013

Procrasturbating

Wasting time by masterbating.

My girl caught me "procrasturbating" this morning.

by Troutist May 7, 2013

procrasturbating

the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.

i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.

by ctrlfreq December 16, 2012

Procrastuabating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

Jimmy was caught procrastuabating instead of doing his homework.

by VikingEdits December 8, 2011

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012