The Printer Dance 

The boogie your printer projects while printing your documents. This "dance" or "shake" is often achieved to its utmost potential when your printer is on Microsoft Word's Fast Draft print setting. Also, a play on Men Without Hats best-selling single "The Safety Dance".

"Yo Gerard, I totally caught my printer doing the printer dance today when I was printing my 26 page research paper. It kinda looked like your mom last night at the club! lolz."

The Printer Dance by Trapper Schoepp April 4, 2009

Ghost Printer 

When you printer turns on (or off) by itself.

Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!

Friend: "ghost printer".....

Ghost Printer by whoageez November 30, 2009

punny printer 

Punny Printer is a phrase that relates to an extreamly short pair of shorts, simillar to the term "batty rider" the term punny translates in English to "pussy" the printer part of the phrase is related to the "punny" constantantly rubbing up against or "printing" on the shorts.

You see dem gyal wear da punny printer still!

punny printer by Lordlondon81 January 27, 2016

Fixing her printer 

When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.

Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).

Fixing her printer by kayla manning September 20, 2017

No Cap, Fax No Printer 

A way to define the truthfulness of a sentence or statement.

JULIA LIKES JASON NO CAP, FAX NO PRINTER

No Cap, Fax No Printer by Aaroncfriedman February 20, 2021

the printer

the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.

Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!

the printer by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

darius printer 

that indian kid who gives you his food and some weird cheese and plays minecraft

darius printer is cold

darius printer by amy_xx1234 November 12, 2019