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Smug Prick

Must this one be explained? Just watch his “Change My Mind” for a few minutes and you’ve got a textbook example of a smug prick.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
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cancer of the prick

Being ineffectual in nearly everything that you do...
"I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."
by Christophe Graham May 18, 2006
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selfish prick

A person who doesn't give a shit about the needs of others. Somebody who is so completely self-absorbed, that he intentionally hurts others for his own benefit.
Taylor is such a selfish prick, he will continue to send unwanted text messages to people who tolerate him, even though they have requested that he stop.
by GregandJay January 2, 2012
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Pretentious Soccer Prick

Someone that has risen to the pinnacle of soccer affluence. Risen so high that said person can, at will, make others feel inferior to him/her when discussing details about “Football”, “Footballers”, “Football Franchises”, “Football Fans” or any item relating to “Football Matches”.

Acronym: PSP
Jon, can you let me know what the "scarf like" thing that the Liverpool fans are holding up is called? Well Jason the thing is called a Scarf, you moron. Well thanks for clearing that up Jon, you Pretentious Soccer Prick!
by Semi-Retarded Alcoholic February 11, 2010
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prickhead

an utter knobhead and a prick, therefore is a prickhead
Ben waters is a prickhead man
by Muzumbu Roache September 30, 2013
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Prick Update

when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.
Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)

After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.

Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
by E-bag November 9, 2009
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prick

A slang word for dick.

See also:
dick
donga
Richard
The scientific name for a man's prick is dick.
by Don't Be A Richard June 27, 2014
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