the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else
The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.
by dp916 February 14, 2004
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Especially true in the art scene.
Especially true in the art scene.
Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?
Joe: Yeah, so true.
Joe: Yeah, so true.
by Ingrid Cole November 24, 2010
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by Punk Ass Nigga October 4, 2006
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a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.
b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)
c) confirm what a cunt they are
a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.
b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)
c) confirm what a cunt they are
Letter received by court clerk regarding mediation:
"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"
Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".
"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"
Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".
by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010
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Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.
by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014
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I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.
My boss is such a pretentious jerk!
My boss is such a pretentious jerk!
by Matt01 February 5, 2019
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by chuckhoffmann October 22, 2011
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