presidential homer

a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, and one with her fingers in the ass. Swallowing is neccessary, so dont spit it out

girl 1- i really love my boyfriend, will you guys help me give him a presidential homer?

girls 2+3- fuck yeah!

by ultimo March 9, 2005

Presidential Debate

A presidentila debate is a debate between two most-likely presidenttial candidates. The objest of a debate like this, is to have the best lies, how many lies you have, and the efficiency of your lies.

This year, Hilary Clinton clearly lied 10 times better than Barack Obama. Therefore she won this years Presidential Debate.

by Harrison Talbot April 19, 2008

Presidential

High quality, as in the liquor you save only for your best friends.

I keep the Chivas with the Presidential in the back of the cabinet.

by unidyne November 25, 2003

Presidentialness

extremely swaggtastic.

Rockin a ralph lauren polo with sperry's in a badass camaro. "That's some presidentialness on deck."

by Jake McKlaven August 7, 2009

Riding Presidential

A euphemism for riding in the cramped back seat of a car, often used to comfort a friend who didn't call shotgun in time.

Riding presidential:

Guy 1: Sh-
Guy 2: SHOTGUN!
Guy 1: ahh not the fuckin backseat again
Driver: Its all good man, don't feel too bad, you get to ride presidential.

by cockn2balls November 19, 2010

Presidential Alert

1:
The President known as Donald J. Duck invading privacy!

2:
Trump.

3:
Something very frightening that scared a lot of U.S. citizens

4.
A nationwide pandemic (across the united states)

Damn, the President is truly talented at scaring a lot of people, now all he has to do is send out a Presidential Alert!

by Idon'tmakerealposts October 12, 2018

presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.

Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.

by Walter Ego1 March 18, 2017