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Percalate

V. the act of allowing time before one deficates, as to enrich the overall experiance once it occurs.
After letting my poo percalate for 10 min, I was finally ready to relieve myself.
by JFu July 6, 2007
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Cum preclude

1. To preclude/prevent the act of cumming in order to indulge in more sessions of sexual acts.

2. To prevent the act of cumming for a duration of time as after ejaculation the erected penis of a person will become flaccid and they cannot engage in sex temporarily as the women can no longer feel a hard penis in her vagina.

3. When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.

4. When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex (optional) and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
Sexy blond : (Whispers), Soul meets soul on a lovers lips.I just know where to touch you and I just know what to do ♥ *Kisses Dylan passionately while unbuttoning his shirt and running her fingers through his muscular shoulders*

Dylan : * Gently moves his warm hand from her tight ass to her breasts while caressing her hair and twisting his tongue around hers slowly before starting to kiss her eyebrows and slowly nuzzles his nose on her well shaped ears followed by gently kissing her temptingly sexy neck*

*She straddles Dylan with her smooth thighs and licks his chest all the way to his neck while running her fingers through his jet black wavy hair and gently playing with his lover lips with her teeth*

Sexy Blond : Carry me to the bed Dylan. i wanna take you around the world. (moans gently), the way your heart is racing.*Dylan slowly puts her on the bed and lifts up her blue skirt and starts to run his teeth on her thighs and soon after he grabs her slender waist and starts kissing her smooth back as she moans softly*

*Both of them undress each other while kissing every inch of each others hot sweaty bodies. She pushes Dylan on the bed and they lock eyes for a moment and very slowly and gently she begins to move her hand up and down his throbbing cock.*

Dylan :*Moans in ecstasy* (He uses his cum preclude technique to prevent himself from cumming so he can proceed with other sexual acts later )
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
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precial

used to describe something that is both precious and special
Awww that baby kitten is precial!
by beka rose September 24, 2005
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prehalo

the game before halo, the game that would describe why Masterchief is in the position he is in halo and/or what happened to all other spartans and/or why and how the war against the covenant started.

unknown if it will ever exist.
Dude if prehalo ever comes out then i will soooo have a nerdgasm.
by chance k. October 14, 2007
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prealize

When you realize the answer to a question right after you ask it.
Boy walks in with a Barbie backpack.
Boy 1: Who's backpack did you steal?
Boy 2: My sisters' 'cause mine tore.
Boy 1: Ya, prealized that.
by Alyssia Lui May 6, 2009
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prefall

the act of seeing yourself eat shit while doing something stupid and then doing it anyways and eating shit.
boy if i think i walk down this skinny wall im gonna eat shit that wouldbe a prefall vision i think?, fuck it im drunk shouldnt hurt to bad tll tomorrow...
by luckyscratch May 6, 2013
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Preclapuation

When people start clapping and you don't know why so you start clapping also
Jeff didn't know why the others were clapping so he started clapping too, and therefore experienced preclapuation
by Yolo15 June 14, 2015
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