mike-posner

To take something that isn't yours and make it your own.

I came up with that already, you can't just mike-posner it

by bbllmaniac September 1, 2010

posner

A long-winded, overly expansive and tangential economic analysis of an unrelated topic, leading to binding precedent.

G, I was finna buy those new rims until my wigga laid a posner on me.

by Judge Fedd November 4, 2008

poner

a pussy boner

Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner

by Jesus Christ SAN December 4, 2009

poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004

poner

What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.

by HoboAC February 8, 2008

Dougie Poynter

The bassist from a band called McFly, and of course, my future husband.

Slam.

That dougie poynter married her!!

by dougiegirl March 11, 2008

Poner

An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony

* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok

by jrfredrick May 21, 2013