Pootash

Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...

My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!

by Terry the STI ferry July 24, 2008

Potassic

When someone is stupid or in a bad mood.

Boy 1: Oh god! Jason is so potassic!

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: He's an asshole. He yelled at me because I screwed up his soccer game...

by Phil4life November 1, 2008

potassiumated

the act of ingesting or acquiring a decent amount of potassium.

How did that banana make you feel?
My body felt potassiumated after i ate the banana

by Slopness December 3, 2010

Potassicum

The mineral found in semen that is essential for the proper function of organs in the human body and helps with smooth muscle contractions. When taken internally potassicum can placate an irritable woman.

That chick is a spaz. A dose of my potassicum would chill her out.

by VeraVoyeur December 15, 2011

potassium penatraiter

Banana

I want a potassium penatraiter

by fuck who cares March 9, 2016

Potasshole

An individual who responds to virtually every text, regardless of its depth or complexity, with 'K'

Gregory responded to 87 consecutive texts with 'K', thus earning the moniker 'King of Potassholes'

by The BS Express December 17, 2021

potassium hydroxide

Its like a chemical used...its found in science labs and all

Hey lets go to science laboratory and play with potassium hydroxide

by Aliensaregood April 28, 2022