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pole position

The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.
(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!

(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
by Jimmny Crickett November 6, 2006
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Diaper Position

A position used in spanking.
The person lays on their back with their legs together and up in the air, usually with the other person holding the legs.
Like how a baby gets its diaper changed, hence the name.
She was such a bad girl i gave her a diaper position spanking!
by Kingjazzad12 October 9, 2008
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Field Position

How close you are to scoring with a girl (used by football jocks)
Jock 1: you've been tackling Alex for weeks bro, whats your field position ?

Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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Thinking position

it is where you ponder and stroke your non-existence beard/stubble and gaze out into the distance
Guy 1: How do we explain this?
Guy 2: Hmm, let's think (begins thinking position)
by ZxGaylordxZ December 26, 2011
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Front-leaning rest position

Something you hope that you will never hear in JROTC or in the Military.
Military term to start doing push-ups
1st SGT Williams: "Private Smith! Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"
by Deez-nutz-goty September 2, 2021
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locust position

When fucking someone from behind, raising all your arms and legs off the bed and supporting your entire body weight on theirs, thus fucking your partner even deeper. Completing the locust yoga pose on someone's ass.
Ray: I fucked my girlfriend's ass so deep last night. I did the locust position on her ass.
Joe: She must be an ass pig
by Rex Roddy December 19, 2009
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Amazon Position

During intercourse a woman lays a man down proper like by splitting his legs and throwing them over her shoulders. She then proceeds to get on top and reverses the roll of missionary position.
Guy: Tom! You are not going to believe how Agatha had me last night gurl. We tried The Amazon position and I didn’t know I was ready.

Tom: gurl yaas
by Sallyumlots January 11, 2018
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