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Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.
by Nick D November 1, 2005
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Peanutty Popsicle

During anal intercourse, the phallis is extracted from the anal cavity with a nougaty film (sometimes even with undigested pieces of peanuts or whole corn kernals). The brown, caramel encrusted phallis is thrust into the receiver's mouth resembling a peanutty popsicle.
Maggie: Dan gave me the peanutty popsicle last night!

Jenny: Huh?

Maggie: I think it had some of the Cobb salad I ate for lunch yesterday.
by Richard Pride March 9, 2010
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let's blow this popsicle stand!

A very silly way to say "Let's get a move on."

Pokey used this phrase at the beginning of Earthbound for SNES
Let's blow this popsicle stand... but don't you think you should say goodbye to your mon first?
by Hamelin May 13, 2004
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Russian Popsicle

a Russian Popsicle is performed when a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period, thus bleeding on his penis. Next the women will proceed to suck all of the blood off.
My girl wanted to try something new last night, we did a Russian Popsicle, it was kinda nasty.
by Rlvers March 18, 2011
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Poockles

When your having sex with your ho, then you pull john travolta from your stash, then you throw him out the window, and try to hit your target (preferably a little kid).
MAN 1 - "DUDE, i pulled an awesome poockles"
MAN 2 - "NICE"
by mack niles November 30, 2006
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Cherry Popsicle

When a man is unaware he is banging a bitch on the rag and when he pulls his erect dick out, it is covered in blood.
"Dude this chick didnt tell me she was on the rag and when I pulled by dick out it looked like a cherry popsicle!"
by Vah-rule January 15, 2009
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Lobotomy Popsicle

Lobotomy Popsicle (n.):

A euphemism for the male sexual member during the act of fellatio. This act is often accompanied by an impossibility to think, concentrate, reason, keep your toes from curling up, or (if it's a really good one and you are laying down on the bed), keep the sheets out of your ass crack.
Oh baby, I've had a lot on my mind lately. Why don't you spend some time sucking on the ol' lobotomy popsicle?
by J. Lo. September 5, 2007
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