poopstache

When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.

Dang it, I hate having a poopstache, it stinks worse than open cow ass.

by Eva Westberg April 29, 2008

poonstang

A Ford Mustang (and "poonstang",)because most of them are driven either by: cocky teens who didnt pay for them, girls that have them...but only the POON V6 version, or by some older man that is too scared to actually race it. ALTHOUGH I respect the people that actually buy a classic, or a new cobra or saleen, and actually build it, and race it.. But to all the slow fags out there...like in 909..."Dsm Boost Ownz J00!!!!!

Hey man, my AWD Eagle Talon tore that "Poonstangs" snatch wide open!!

by Sanyika October 27, 2003

poopspank

To spank someone or someone's ass with a big wooden spoon. A big wooden spoon must be involved or else it's just spanking...

I'm gonna poopspank your clit with a big wooden spoon!

You just got poopspank'd!...with a big wooden spoon.

by Matt S. - BlindFaithZero December 23, 2003

Pooptang

An american expression generally used by males when in need of some pussy

Also can be used to describe highly attractive females.

I really need to get me some pooptang

That is some high glass pooptang

by The Utility Belt March 9, 2009

poopsadusicle

from Frenglish: the worst of a series of terrible things; of or pertaining to a single object or event.

This morning my car broke down, then my dog died, and the poopsadusicle to top it all of was when I found out I'm getting audited by the IRS.

by Cletus Killborn May 28, 2008

Prostand

To simply be in the presence of others while having confidence in the achievements you've gained. Usually away from keyboard.

I'm going to go prostand in Dalaran and allow the common folks to check out the awesome.

by Darkseig June 11, 2009

poopstain

a Large supliment that comes out of your anal slot and you cant get to a toilet fast enough so you have to do it in your undergarments and leaves a HUGE stain that wont remove for YEARS.

Ooops..... I made a poopstain GULP. :D

by PBO kukumber December 2, 2011