Poogensquash

to stand upright, while playing the Fiddle upside down, and drinking a beer at the same time while crossing both your big toes.

Jarome: "i was poogensquash-ing at the club last night, did you see me?"

Eric: "no i was watching this hot chick poogensquash all night long"

Jarome: "dude, thats not cool"

by Poogensquash Master October 29, 2010

pooptent

Somebody is refered to as pooptent if they have the power to control other individuals with the potent smell of their feces. Their powers include but are not limited to driving other people out of the contaminated area, making others (who cannot leave) compliant as they beg them to do sth in order to eliminate the stench, such as open a window, and kill animals and small children by intoxication.
etymology: compositum of the words "poop" and "potent".
noun: pooptence

He is totally pooptent, when I walked by the bathroom the smell literally made me gag and beg him to open a window being down on my knees.

So you think you can kill your cat and get away with it? Oh yeah, you don't know how pooptent I am!

by TofuTurtle February 19, 2011

Pooptending

When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.

A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.

by DerumCapz October 4, 2016

pooptendo

The act of playing a game on your phone or other device while taking a shit, usually practiced by men.

If you didn't always play pooptendo in the bathroom, other people could take a shower.

When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.

by LanteVigi December 17, 2017

poopenanny

Also poopananny, poopinanny

An extraordinarily festive and boisterous session in the restroom following Southern, Western, Mexican or similar food groups.

Del Taco as simply scrumptious last night, but I’m paying for it via a major poopenanny this morning.

by Embeeous January 6, 2020

Poopenflooken

My people and I Do a lot. We say this word when we drops something and yeah.

Me: Drops plate. plate breaks

Me: Oh shi- Poopenflooken

by Poopenflookeen November 10, 2021

poopenfarter

Poopenfarter.

-"dude, stacy is such a poopenfarter."
-"what the fuck is that? also who the fuck are you? what are you doing in my house?"

by nerdenocity December 2, 2021