Poopternity

The amount of time it takes for your boyfriend to leave your place when you have to poop.

"I kept trying to get my boyfriend to leave last night so I could use the bathroom but he wouldn't take a hint. It felt like such a poopternity before he finally left!"

by lumbersmith January 10, 2012

Poopstergasm

When your poop is so large, that it gives your anus the sensations of an OG mudbone size slong, some might even say that they look forward to their after school shits BECUASE of it

Dude "Mary" says that she likes poopstergasms better than me

by Hockeysam3 February 8, 2015

poopapedia

Database for the made up facts that bullshitters reference.

(When someone is obviously talking shite).That's another fact from poopapedia.

by Cwilko10 August 28, 2016

Pooptending

When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.

A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.

by DerumCapz October 4, 2016

poopwater

Synonym of coffee. Looks like water with poop in it, and it makes you poop.

Joe: I drink poopwater. It makes me poop.

Joan: Same.

by poopwaterdrinker December 6, 2016

poopace

Smelly old man fart

Ryan is such a poopace

by The roni December 13, 2016

Poopage

Originated in the US Military during the 1990s. Replaces the word shit in a positive role due to the military pushing to eliminate "unprofessional" vernacular amongst a "more professional fighting force".

Staff Sergeant Rangerdaddy says, "Smith you qual'ed expert on the pop-ups? Outstanding! You are the poopage!"

by SFC Smith February 3, 2017