Pooched

Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.

Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.

by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009

pooclam

A name for the physiological abnormality where the vaginal opening and the anus switch positions.

Fucking her in the pooclam is technically anal sex.

by lemonsareemo October 9, 2010

man-pooch

Large accumalation of fat above a man's genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.

Brett: Hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherfucker over there wearing those tight ass jeans.

Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009

Pablo Poocaso

A Pablo Poocaso is when someone shits on ones chest and then decides to recreate a pablo pacaso painting with there penis as a paintbrush, or as some call it, a poobrush.

Hey Justin bring your fat poobrush over here and finish this damn Pablo Poocaso that you started on Zachs chest.

by Kris.P.Bacon March 3, 2011

Pounding the Pooch

Also know as Doing the Dog. To be a lazy no good worthless piece of shit. Or in some cases, to actually have sex with a dog.

"Hey! Get back to work and stop Pounding the Pooch!"

by PeeBee February 12, 2004

Pooch

Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.

Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!

by allerd January 27, 2005

screwed the pooch

to screw up

Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!

by screwedthepooch October 4, 2013