pontagles

The ratio of fat versus muscle on a fish

My friend said my fish wasn’t big cause it wasn’t fat, he didn’t know about the pontagles rule, where muscle ways more than fat. My fish was a lean, mean, fighting machine with huge pontagles!

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

Pontiac Girl

A girl from a midwestern small town, usually seen driving a 1998-2002 Pontiac Grand Prix. Generally she is overweight and often is seen wearing too tight of leggings, Mt. Dew pajama bottoms, or sweatpants with slogans on the ass. She frequents local stations, and she most likely smokes cigarettes or vapes. (Opt. may be a drug addict).

"That girl over there looks like a Pontiac Girl"

"Look at that chick up front, paying for cigs with loose change....just your typical Pontiac Girl.

by Questions? February 20, 2019

Pantsætningsmetoden

(English-The pawn method) You execute the pantsætningsmetoden method when you receive your monthly wage, and you want to save it, so you buy a lot of shit in the start of the month, and then return it when it arrives, so at the end of the month, you're rich as f*ck.

I executed the pawn method (Pantsætningsmetoden) at the beginning of the month and just got my money back. Lets hit the bars and demolish a few brewskies ey?

The word originates from Denmark (Pantsætningsmetoden) , and is frequently used by Danish young people, to save their money until the end of the month.

by Wordgod3000 February 26, 2021

Pontiac

Acronym for:
Poor
Old
Nigga
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

A Pontiac is a crappy car, only deigned to look good with one purpose in mind, to be slow as hell and shitty in performance.

by RiCHBOi April 3, 2008

Pontstiff

The boner hiding under the Pope's volumous robes when he has a particularly creepy look on his face or has just interacted with young choir or altar boys.

"Go and get the choir, Bishop. I have a huge pontstiff coming on."

by Kent Rigel May 4, 2010

pontiac game changer

An ironic reference to ABC college football's "Pontiac Game Changing Performance". A fundamental shift in the status quo; a significant beat change that affects the perception of or outcome of an event. Also serves as a tongue and cheek commentary on our culture's reliance on corporate sponsorship for any and every little thing.

I didn't think Rebecca was into me, but then at 2 am last night she texted me to come over and smoke pot. It was, to say the least, a real pontiac game changer.

by Adam H Johnson January 13, 2009

Pontiac GTO

Holden Monaro (an Australian car) that has been rebadged for sale in america.

That Pontiac GTO is really a Holden Monaro

by argos090 March 14, 2009