magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

poontoon

some one how is annoying and or could have been annoying is a poontoon

miley cyrus is a poontoon

by jam10101 November 11, 2013

Poontoon

Colloquial term for Hentai

“Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”

“That’s cool. The animation is good but I prefer the real thing”

by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017

Poontoons

Colloquial term for Hentai

“Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”

“That’s cool. The animation is good, but I prefer the real thing”

by Eden the Magnificent October 22, 2017

ponsoon

A direct translation of Toronto man slang “wasteman” and/or “waste yute” into Central Ontario Hick slang. The “pons” in ponsoon is interchangeable with any prefix as long as the suffix remains as “oon”: such as flampoon or gnarloon.

That ponsoon over there doesnt know the difference between a raccoon and a dolphin.

by Indianleprechaun March 14, 2019

Poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and one solitary badass male captain named Nick.
30 foot luxury “poontoon” All babes, hot or not it’s the Ultimate ''poontoon''

Gotta find me some more bitches for the late night “poontoon” ride

by Badassss6969 December 15, 2019

Pontonglade

When a group of guys and girls get drunk in a bar and on the way to the after-party, everyone fucks in the limousine.

We had one hell of a night, but that Pontonglade made things a whole lot better.

by TheGayAccount September 24, 2023