slam poet

A horrible poet with great stage presense. Any person who uses more than 20 different words ending with "-ied" in their poem.

Person 1: How many more slam poets are we going to have to sit through?
Person 2: Just ten more about inner-city life, fifteen more about a bad relationship, and seven more about how great a slam poet that slam poet is.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

The Moody Poet

satanic bitches who hide behind jesus and pretend to be of the belivers

the moody poet eats children after he boils them according to 2kings 6:29

by fuksatanichristians December 12, 2016

beat poet

someone who's very unattractive (beat) and writes poetry (poet)

Man, that nappy-ass artsy bitch who's always reciting those poems really is a beat poet.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

dread poet's voice

A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.

I should have taken Dramamine to offset her dread poet's voice.

by gcl1224 September 21, 2011

Halfwit Poet

pro fortnite gamer, has multiple fortnite girlfriends, is married to Christopher 4life and has the best music taste known to man.

that guy has such a humongous johnson, I bet his name is halfwit poet

by Halfwitpoet October 10, 2021

soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023

Gay Poet

A gay poet is one who is very silly, feels attraction to people of the same gender, and enjoys poetry.

Gay Poets are very awesome sauce individuals.

Person 1: “You know that guy?”

Person 2: “The one who likes men, poetry, and is very silly?”

Person 1: “Yeah, he’s definitely a gay poet.”

by Jötun February 20, 2024