Platinum

The act of going ham harder than you have ever gone ham before.

Getting fucked up like no one ever has.

The man.

Darrin- "Dude I was going ham last night"
Phil- "Nah bra you fucked a fat bitch, you was going platinum"

Pat- "Mike was the man last night, fucked 3 tricks"
Andy- "Fool went platinum fasho"

by DirtNastyOakland January 17, 2011

Platinum Foghorn

An act of sexual vengeance in which the performer, while having his or her salad tossed, farts the residual juices from his or her high colonic into the mouth of his or her unsuspecting partner.

Jack: Hey, Neil. How're you and Caroline doing?
Neil: Aw, man. Fucking bitch cheated on me.

Jack: Oh! Sorry to hear!
Neil: That's ok, man. I hit her with a platinum foghorn last night. Even, Stephen.

by Beige Panic November 8, 2009

retro platinum

Something from a previous time that is cool, and will always be cool. While most retro styles and things go out of fashion, something that is retro platinum will remain cool indefinitely. This does not describe something that only one person thinks will be cool forever, it has to be a general consensus.

Ex. 1

Guy 1: What the hell is on your shirt? Is that hello kitty?? That's really gay dude.

Guy 2: It's a Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt and there is no way you can call that gay. By all means you can call hello kitty gay, and if I lost a bet I might wear a t-shirt with that cat on it but Sonic is retro platinum. Communist.

Guy 1: Oh ok, I only caught a glimpse of it. I love Sonic, I used to play that shit on my Game Gear all the time!

Ex. 2

Guy 1: Man I just bought a 10,000 Pokemon cards on eBay for $50! Including a holographic Charizard!

Guy 2: Dude, Pokemon are really gay...

Guy 1: What are you talking about man, Pokemon are retro platinum!

Guy 3: No, he's right, they're just gay.

by MikeBGSU June 2, 2009

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004

Platinum Hoss

noun: The highest form of Hossery that one can obtain. Platinum Hosses can't get wet, can't be hit by cars, and can walk on water.

"C'mon Eric, You could be the first Platinum Hoss ever."

"Eric Reinke became the first ever Platinum Hoss when he swam across the Mississippi River."

by Matt Ruben January 3, 2005

platinum vagine

A vagina that is superior to all other vaginas. If a woman claims to have a platinum vagine put a ring on it. This often correlates with sexual abilities that are solid gold.

Cashier: "May I please swipe your platinum?"
Platinum vagine owner: "Only if you pay the insertion fee."

by HarryLutz March 22, 2017

platinum

An element that looks similar to silver. In fact, a lot of other languages have words for silver that look like the word platinum (like spanish). Rarer and more valuable than gold, and was discovered by rich hiphop/rap stars, bringing knowledge of it's existance into the mainstream culture.

He spent a million dollars on a custom platinum necklace.

by entivore October 6, 2003