A vagina that is superior to all other vaginas. If a woman claims to have a platinum vagine put a ring on it. This often correlates with sexual abilities that are solid gold.
Cashier: "May I please swipe your platinum?"
Platinum vagine owner: "Only if you pay the insertion fee."
Platinum vagine owner: "Only if you pay the insertion fee."
by HarryLutz March 17, 2017