Plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that your non compliant and totally in the clouds of what’s happening around you and on the brink of puking everywhere nonstop

I’m fucking plastered keep it on.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

plasterers bucket

Plasterers Bucket

After a night of anal sex, his /her arse was like a plasterers bucket.

by Frenchy Leeds August 5, 2018

plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.

“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works”

by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024

plaster cast

a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as kira.

Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the kira painting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?

by sea ryder September 8, 2008

Plasterer's radio

Noun. The female participant in a multiple-male bukkake scene.

Summon the fluffers, please. The leading lady needs to take a shower, as she's like a plasterer's radio.

by Azenath69 January 5, 2022

piss plastered

Eastern Ontario's way of saying getting drunk

Fuck bud! The chick I banged last night was piss plastered. What a great pork

by Goaby goabz September 25, 2020

Plaster

Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!

My grandpa was such a plaster.

by KTTIIEE September 8, 2022