intimate pity party

When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend or an ex, because you feel sorry for them, not because you really want too.

Jane: "What did you get up to last night?"
Kelly: "Brad stayed over."
Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"
Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."
Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"

by buckonz October 18, 2008

Fuck Yea Pita Pit

A slang term used when one gets excited to eat Pita Pit- a restaurant that serves pitas. You must pound your fists into your chest and scream it like a wanna be football player while you say it.

Fuck Yea, pita pit! I'm so excited to stuff this pita down my throat.

Hi I'm Dan Baker and I'm a meathead, fuck yea pita pit!

by LarviBaby21 January 28, 2009

pitass

short for "Pain In The ASS"

something that's very annoying, frustrating, torturous or irritating but can't be avoided.

Todd: Hey Jack, how's the new professor to ur class?
Jack: pitass. i jus bunked one class and that sumbitch rang up to my parents!!

by Silvrado 1 July 11, 2009

Pity Giggle

A small chuckle, or even a laugh, given to the other party in recognition of their attempt to be humorous. This laugh indicates that the joke was in no way entertaining, but that the other person appreciates their effort. Usually very half-hearted feeling.

"That girl has really big lips! She must have some African-american in her..."
<insert pity giggle>

by leftysrule22 July 15, 2009

Pity job (PJ)

Handjob or blowjob given generously out of pity to someone who has never received one or will most likely never receive one in the near future.

" Hey Sharron, why don't you give my boy a little Pity job (PJ), you know, a PJ?"
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."

by Jenna Noleen August 28, 2011

pity crook

The clip you reluctantly put in the Instagram video, of the filmer, because you feel bad for roping him into filming you.

Me: Why didn't you have room to put my clip in the insta vid dude?

Ryan: I had to put Victor's pity crook in dude! My bad :(

by BallSmelly January 21, 2015

Pittawat

Pittawat, noun, having 3 legs

A: Hey is that guy an alien? I saw him walking with 3 legs
B: No, he is Pittawat.

by Nxg24 November 21, 2021