I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008

Took A Piss On

to put someone down verbally originally I found this in wrestling personaility Eric Bischoff's autobiography CONTROVERSEY CREATES CASH

"I took a piss on Sean"

by dantheman73 March 20, 2009

don't piss on my butter

Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.

After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"

by A plank term made up by Allen. February 9, 2018

as shallow as piss on concrete

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

Don't piss on the dance floor

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)

*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.

by hi8877875 February 5, 2019

go piss on a leaf

a way to tell someone you are upset or angry with them. you use this term if you do not agree with someone. it's slang.

Woah man! You look awful!
Oh go piss on a leaf!

by egt_13 May 22, 2017

i'll piss on your shoes

An expression of excitement or disgust.

Dina: I've decided to join the judicial executive board.
Taris: I'll piss on your shoes!!!
Dina: (confused)

by tashie_1234 April 27, 2008