Pinto

Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.

Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."

Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."

Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."

by The Four inch Fairy November 18, 2009

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Pinto

1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.

2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.

1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"

by CaptainFine May 27, 2009

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Chupa Meu Pinto

Portuguese for suck my dick

Chupa meu pinto seu filho da puta

Suck my dick you son of a bitch

by Gorfo Kid March 7, 2009

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Ford Pinto 6 cylinder

A car produced by Ford Motor Company in the 1970's and early 80's.

The Pinto 4 cylinder was a horribly SLOW car, especially with an automatic. My Grandma had one with a vinyl top and a trunk. I hated it! But, I had a Ford Pinto 6 cylinder hardtop with a hatchback. It was AWESOME!

by Bahn, Otto Bahn January 10, 2007

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dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.

-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!

by tadertodd December 14, 2010

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