pilok

Someone who is unable to satisfy their partner.

"Hey Linda was your old boyfriend good in the sack"
"No he was a total Pilok"

by BigDaddyMoses May 25, 2008

Pilouf

When your brain farts and you don't know what to say, so you say pilouf.

Crap...i forgot...PILOUF

by Master Kisser March 27, 2011

Pilburb

The last, small, self-contained 'pod' of stool to exit during bowl movements; usually accompanied with a definitive 'plopping' sound and vertically remarkable splashback.

The splashback from my by pilburb this morning was rather disconcerting.

by MikeNatty & Bananahead February 6, 2012

GO-pilot

A car passenger who plays Pokémon GO for the driver. A good GO-pilot will nab every worthwhile Pokémon that the driver passes as well as every Pokéstop.

I was driving around with my GO-pilot and he caught three dratinis for me! I'm gonna evolve up to a Dragonite in no time.

by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016

Cock Pilot

One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.

That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.

by Days1 July 9, 2020

fighter pilots thumbs

the hardening of the female nipple when subjected to cold weather, resulting in her studs resembling fighter pilot thumbs

'shes got nips like fighter pilots thumbs ya cunt'

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

Helicopter Pilots

The act of two lesbian woman scissoring each other. When in the act, it looks like the rotary blades of a helicopter. Making them, helicopter pilots.

Greg: “hey, do you think those two are gay?”
Bryan: “bro, they are definitely helicopter pilots”

by Fire Birds January 25, 2021