1. Pilot of a high performance fighter aircraft
2. Commonly annoying, boastful, loud, and extremely effective at their job
3. Have the best job in history
2. Commonly annoying, boastful, loud, and extremely effective at their job
3. Have the best job in history
Civilian: You kill babies you fucker!
Zipper Suited Sun God aka Fighter Pilot: You say something you worthless toothpick?
*rolls in with 20mm canon and turns the worthless civilian into a cloud of pink mist, then drops a couple of 2000 pound bombs on them for good measure.
Zipper Suited Sun God aka Fighter Pilot: You say something you worthless toothpick?
*rolls in with 20mm canon and turns the worthless civilian into a cloud of pink mist, then drops a couple of 2000 pound bombs on them for good measure.
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Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.
Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.
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Jon: I didn't know Dave was an Apache pilot
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
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Get the Apache Pilot mug.1. Alleged hair cream or putty used to give asian bands or anime hair an anti-gravity, cockatoo effect. Varies with styles such as "Sasuke-style" or "L-style" or "Jae-joong atyle" depending on bird species. Also used: plofficle(adj); the Ploffnetic Force Field; oh my ploff; ploff this.
2. Word derived of poofy and fluffy.
2. Word derived of poofy and fluffy.
"Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ploffy?"
"Ploffy? Did you say.. PLOFFY?"
"Yes sir, with or without nuts?"
"PLOFFY! PLOFFFYYY!!! PLLOOFFFYYY!!!!!"
Kakashi from Naruto's hair was a style obtained from overuse of ploffy, and causing a massive ploffy explosion (ploffsplosion).
"Ploffy? Did you say.. PLOFFY?"
"Yes sir, with or without nuts?"
"PLOFFY! PLOFFFYYY!!! PLLOOFFFYYY!!!!!"
Kakashi from Naruto's hair was a style obtained from overuse of ploffy, and causing a massive ploffy explosion (ploffsplosion).
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Get the Psiloflimick mug.1.) the act of substituting the "glass pipe" with your own "flesh pipe", at the last second....without giving your girlfriend prior knowledge.
I was at Suzies doing some of that high speed/chicken feed and decided to pass her a "Texas Pilo".....Boy was she pissed!
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