Pigeon

AHHHHHHHH

wilbur:PIGEON
*pigeon head comes off*
wilbur:AHHHHHHH

by yntbkshyfyon January 24, 2021

pigeon mouth

This is a more severe case of dry mouth. It feels like a pigeon has flown into your mouth and deposited a few feathers, giving you that extreme dry and coarse feeling.

Causes: Smoking too much weed

That blunt I just penged gave me pigeon mouth!

by moreweed January 14, 2011

pigeon feet

girls who walk with their feet turned in (like monster high dolls) usually white trash

Boy 1: Did you see Maddie today?
Boy 2: Yeah that whore has pigeon feet.

by the bitches 2 March 16, 2020

Pigeonsi

An amazing, wonderful, caring and fun chick. Someone you are magnetized to.

Wow, that girl is a real pigeonsi. I can't let her get away!

by ItsAyve July 16, 2021

Pigetneuralgia

the headache you get when you're forced to hang out with people you dislike
(synonyms: irkdolor)

My sister dragged me to that goddamn party and gave me pigetneuralgia.

by blackbeak October 19, 2021

Nestus Pigeonus

An older woman's hairstyle that resembles the aerial home where one might find a mother pigeon feeding her young. Its full expression occurs after a haircut (poofed), some spray and a quarter mile ride in an open-topped dragster, sans helmet.

Lou: "Check out the do on that old bat three rows down. It looks like there's something living in there!"
Cathy: "You're right. It's an example of a Nestus Pigeonus. She'd look right at home on the side of a cliff!"

by Higley August 5, 2011

salty pigeon

1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.

A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.

2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.

Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.

Example 2.

Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"

by thebigman May 24, 2014