phonic thug

anyone who uses his phone / portable audio device on public transport, forcing their fellow passengers to listen to horrifically tinny blasts of what are usually the lamest songs on the radio

offenders usually require multiple requests to lower the volume / turn off the device, and it always helps if more than one person gets involved.

"hey, kid! turn that shit off! damned phonic thugs intruding on my phone calls..."

"the ride sucked - some phonic thugs hopped on just after me, and that's gotta be the worst sounding crap i've ever heard. i'd be embarrassed if people thought i listened to that pathetic shit"

"dude - i'm trying to sleep / read / not tear your stupid phonic thug head off, shut that shit down or get off the damn bus!"

by geek.neo April 29, 2010

Phonics Monkey

The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.

A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.

by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007

panic pack rat peter

A middle aged hairy man who looks like David Hassellhoff and panics at the drop of a hat and also keeps every sheet of paper or garbage

Your holding on to that grudge like panic pack rat peter.

by Russell B July 14, 2003

panic junkie

someone who is usually in a position of power who freaks out over nothing and and likes to cause drama for everyone around.

Barrie is such a panic junkie at work.

by panic junkie May 1, 2007

panic-apply

Panic-applying is the inescapable action of applying to infinitely many, and possibly random, job/internship opportunities due to career anxiety.

- Dude, I have panic-applied to so many jobs, why am I still unemployed?
- If you still don't have a summer internship, I think it's time to panic-apply!

by royalchicks May 4, 2021

panic! at the everywhere

when you get anxiety about something and/or everything. sometimes used by people on tumblr or neurodivergent teenagers. the term was originally coined by thomas sanders, in his original series Sanders Sides on youtube. which is said by one of his characters virgil, who represents anxiety.

person 1: my mom made me go to the mall to the mall today, panic! at the everywhere

person 2:lol

by nomyweaknerdarms June 6, 2021

Doki Doki Panic

Also known as Yume Koujou: Doki Doki Panic, this game was originally actually supposed to be a Mario game in Japan, but it got changed to a game about an Arabian family going inside a book. This later became Super Mario Bros. 2, for the U.S. The reason this become Mario 2 was because Nintendo thought that the game made for Japan was way too hard (you can't really blame them), even though it did introduce a few mechanics that are used in some Mario games today. The U.S. version of the game actually did see a release in Japan, known as Super Mario USA.

Also, the U.S. version did use some characters which became standard in some Mario games (just look at Birdo, and the ability to play as Toad).
According to tcrf, Doki Doki Panic was originally created as an advertisement for a "Dream Factory" in Japan (That is what Yume Koujou translates into).

Typical person who doesn't know better: isn't Doki Doki Panic just a ripoff of Mario 2?

by U Ben Had July 29, 2017